Sometimes it's just so obvious.

So on a political message board I frequent (I know, I know) a flame war actually broke out about the Save the Ta-Tas breast cancer foundation, and whether it's offensive or not. (I know, I know.)

One of those "WHAT ABOWT TEH MENZ?" types demanded to know if there's anything equivalent to do with testicular cancer, and if so, what should their slogan be?

I wish everything in this life were so easy: "Always Mind the Bollocks."